My life lessons

1. Just like toast always lands butter side down, if you for any reason wait until the last minute on your biggest assignment your computer/printer will crash.

2. Never leave all your change as a tip to one of your friends who is waitressing or you won't have a quarters to put in the meter, which will cost you around $108 if they tow your car all the way to impounding place or $48 if you catch the tow-truck guy before he actually gets there.

3. Always take your keys everywhere period

4. If you leave your window open, no matter what the weather is, a centipede will get into your room and you'll have to have your friend from across the hall come and kill it and if you only kill half of the centipede the other half may run and hide in your bookbag which will mean you can never carry or even look at the bag again as long as you live so you'll have to give it to your sister who makes fun of you because she's from Florida where they have cockroaches as big as footballs.

5. Always get ketchup and/or ranch with every meal.

6. Make friends with someone who can pick locks and break into cars in case you lock your keys in your trunk (inside your bookbag) right before you jog around the Eden park fountain a couple times and then have to run back to school and try to figure out how on earth you will get in your car again since your duplicate key is 278 miles away.

7. Write your to-do list on your wrist because if you write it on a piece of paper you'll lose it, forget half of it and then waste time trying to figure out where on earth the dumb piece of paper went anyway!

8. Take pictures!

9. Go where the food is.

10. The more you think about God the more you want him. God is addictive. But being addicted to him isn't like being addicted to anything else because while you ALWAYS want more, you're satisfied at the same time! God is everything good and perfect! And Everything good and perfect comes from God!!! Absolute best life lesson anyone can learn : Get addicted to God!!