"Hi, could you me where the closest 24 hour pharmacy is and if they take my insurance?"
"The closest 24 is CVS, but I have no idea about the insuance. There's a pay phone and telephone book right there."
"You don't know??"
And they look at me like I'm some kind of fraud.
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"Hi, I can't find one of my oxygen tanks... I heard you gave it to 7 south."
"Well, actually, the triage PCA gave it to them, but I just called 7 south, they said they'd be bringing it down."
"When?"
"About an hour ago."
"Where are they?"
"I don't know."
And they look at me like I'm some kind of idiot.
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"Hi, I was wondering if I could have a number for someone who will give me free prescriptions and maybe some dinner and a swiss bank account and your life blood and first born child?"
"No."
And they look at me like I'm some kind of jerk.
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Pretty soon they'll be asking about your lollipop.
"Hi, Miss Phelps? I was wondering if maybe you could quit working and taking classes so we could hang out more often and stuff."
"Sorry, no. I need the money and this degree will enable me to fulfill my life's dream."
And he looks at her like she's some kind of hard-working, dedicated gal.
Or a social recluse.
=)
Lol... I don't think I've ever been accused of social reclusion...
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